Such Joy!

So last week was full of Joy! lol

I got poked in the bum by a 86 year old lady, when asked why she did that she replied " well when you get my age you forget what a firm butt feels like" uhhh..... Glad I can be of service to you lady!

I also got told that I need to keep my hair grown out because guys don't want girls who look like guys.. hahahahah

I did have a encounter with a ambulance driver, he was somewhat cocky, and was trying to be somewhat of a flirt, and when I really embarrassed him in front of his ambulance partner ( another guy) I think he understands that girls don't fine cockiness attractive. Sorry.. I did have to see him again, and he was alot more calm and didn't talk as much.

Today I was told that I needed to stick around for this lady's grandson that he needed a good wife, and I was her first choice.. haha talk about awkward.. Luckily he didn't come in today!

This job has been such a blessing. Someone once told me that if you love your job, you won't work a day in your life.. I love this because it's been so true! All the prayers came through, and I have experienced such a great thing. Even if I don't stay at this facility forever, I do know God has me here for this stage in my life until he moves me somewhere else! :)

Full Moon is OUT! haha

SO it's very obivous that there is a full moon out.. people are ACTING CRAZY! haha I do have some funny quotes from today at work, so please enjoy! LOL

"Robin, you need to quit sleeping, the more beauty rest you get the prettier you are, next thing you know, you will be a pretty as a porn star.." HAHAHAHA WOW.. I don't know if this is a complement or not..

" I don't ever take the Lords name in vain, but I do shout some good damns when I get upset"

" If I wasn't in this wheelechair I would turn you into a pumpkin"

" Can you give me 1 million dollars, I need to go buy some new socks."

" If Ihad a dollar for everytime I heard I was crazy today"

" Can we dress up for holloween again, I like to scare people"

" I swear that lady has the devil in her"


:) This is all for today.. working for the rest of the week! More to come I am sure!

Why I am doing this!

So many of you know that I have began the stages of building a carreer. It's nothing like I had in mind, and I didn't want it at first, I wanted to be somewhere else away from home... But it just didn't work out that way! I work at a rehab and nursing center. I am working with activities, and also family services, and assments of patients. I ABSOLUTLY love my job sofar.. It's been filled with learning and such! :)
Every day I am around people of all ages. The facility houses short term stay patience, as well as lifetime patients. There are people who are perfectly fine, some with dementia, short term memory loss and so on. I am around a whole lot of people every single day so the stories are always so random and funny. Each day I have left work with some kind of funny story that has happened so I figured this would be a easy way for people to read and enjoy my stories as much as I do.
I will not put names of patients, I will use either He, or She, or make up code names! :) and sometimes I will just put quotes, and not explain what happened. haha

The first day I was there.. walking down the hall trying to find my way back to the frot office, and all of a sudden this lady jumped up at me from a wheelchair and asked if I wanted to kiss her baby.. needless to say she almost got punched..

A lady with severe short term memory loss who always is "needing" something was being evaluated by me one day this week, and she told me she liked hunting, and I kinda giggle, and she said that if I was her daughter she would give me a spanking. Then 5 min later, she was telling me how pretty I was, and how she loved me.

Robin- Since your wearing a santa clause hat are you his special helper this year?
She - No, I have to do all the work this year
Robin - well why is that?
She _ well I shot him.
Robin- why in the world would you want to shoot Santa clause
She - well last year he came through the chimney, and it scared me and it made me S*** my pants, so I shot him.


"I think you need to give me another cookie so I can like 50 years longer"

Stranger - So who is this lady
Man- SH'es my girlfriend
Stranger- oh really? isn't she to young?
Man- nope, shes going to be the next anna nicole.


" why didn't you go on my trip to africa this morning to see the lions with me, they were real pretty"

" That woman has the devil in her, didn't you see that look.. she's pure evil."


Thats all I can remember for now.. More to come!
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